college is catered towards the able bodied and able minded. school applauds people who can stay up all night, skip meals, and work endlessly. that kind of extreme contribution is expected. why are disabled people being squeezed out of academic institutions? why should I feel inferior because of some arbitrary and ridiculous standard?
*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*
i feel so bad for art teachers. all the weaboos they deal with every day
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
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girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father