blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 


"They seem to want to help.""They seem to be out of their minds."

"They seem to want to help."
"They seem to be out of their minds."

linuxusers:

officialnervousbroad:

i just thought of a way to get people to stop misgendering you!!!!

slap them. slap them with a giant fish. repeatedly. until they pass out. put a stickynote on their forehead that says “my pronouns are _____ stfu” for them to find when they wake up

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connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

three words. just those these special words. and ill be yours forever.

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popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

Let’s Play Minecraft Episode 51 - The End Part 3

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