DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
i just thought of a way to get people to stop misgendering you!!!!
slap them. slap them with a giant fish. repeatedly. until they pass out. put a stickynote on their forehead that says “my pronouns are _____ stfu” for them to find when they wake up
three words. just those these special words. and ill be yours forever.
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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.